wannajoke:

That Was Close

wannajoke:

That Was Close

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lulusketches:

"It feels like this."

lulusketches:

"It feels like this."

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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omgzach:

termin4l:

OMFG

I’M SCREAMING 

omgzach:

termin4l:

OMFG

I’M SCREAMING 

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jvh1988:

Tom Felton and Emma Watson talk about the scene in which Hermione punches Draco.

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circusgifs:

Tweets & Emails : Ass mode !

+ bonus

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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Posted: 1 hour ago
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

narrrnian:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

IM NOT A MUGGLE

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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diva-gonzo:

toffany:

Relationships & Compromise (a summary)

Time to share…. there are some nights I want to be the big spoon - but I can’t sleep a wink if I’m the little spoon. I dunno what it is… (but in winter, he’s my heating blanket and it’s oh so nice!)
We’ll even fall asleep holding hands… sometimes.

diva-gonzo:

toffany:

Relationships & Compromise (a summary)

Time to share…. there are some nights I want to be the big spoon - but I can’t sleep a wink if I’m the little spoon. I dunno what it is… (but in winter, he’s my heating blanket and it’s oh so nice!)

We’ll even fall asleep holding hands… sometimes.

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fuck-no-sjws:

nietzschesghost:

looneytoonz242:

submalevolent:

starlightandtea:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:


In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’

the only tea u should drink is


I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.
Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper. 
Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).
I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves.  The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido). 
This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.
Thanks, Yogi.


that’s…actually very interesting

It is

Men and women being different?
What madness is this?

God forbid men and women have biological differences.

fuck-no-sjws:

nietzschesghost:

looneytoonz242:

submalevolent:

starlightandtea:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’

the only tea u should drink is

image

I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.

Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.

Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).

I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves.  The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido). 

This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.

Thanks, Yogi.

that’s…actually very interesting

It is

Men and women being different?

What madness is this?

God forbid men and women have biological differences.

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Posted: 2 hours ago
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"1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough."
things to remember, -n.m. (via thegirlwithfernweh)

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PercyPotter Fandomers FOREVER
(I DO NOT TAG POSTS. BE AWARE)
FANDOMINGGGGGG! Percy J and Harry P especially (I also post Sherlock, Buffy, Adventure Time, random) ROMIONE shipper so if you don't ship it I'm sorry but here it will be forced upon you. :> :)
You're amazing you are
He was amazing! Hermione said. Amazing!